My cat

[urbsy]

I gets home from work today to give my beloved cat a cuddle and its nowhere to be seen.
It turns out that daft bint has let it out in the garden this morning and it hasn't returned.
We've only been in this house for a week, doesn't the stupid cow realise it takes time for cats to settle before they get their bearings!

Now I'm gonna have to spend time putting ads up and faffing about.

If it doesn't turn up, then I'm gonna make miss urbs walk on all fours and purr for the rest of her life.

10+ years I've had that little ball of fluff, yeah I admit it does fur the house up, but I've had it longer then you, you stupid stupid bitch!

My sex life will never be the same, my feet will be cold at night, the list is endless.

I'm off as I'm filling up

urbsy

[incognito™]

No offence... but you a hom... its a cat.....

nahh only joking... I have a ikkle kitty called Tillymint and when she went missing I was distraught and the kids were too I put ads up everywhere and for about 3 weeks it was missing... then she came home... where had she been?... I dunno but afr-ter she returned some smart arse decided to have a little fun... on the posters the cat was described as a felix look-a-like off the ads so some dickhead took the number and was calling me at like 5 in the morning going "meeeeow, I am felix" now the little dickhead witheld his number and then made one mistake he foned from a call box that I know the number to which is not far from mine so I sat round for a couple of hours and waited... low and behold this kid turns up and makes a call you aint seen anyone shit as much as he did when my mobile went off behind him...

he had been threatening to cut me cat up and allkinds a few kind words in his shell like sorted him from EVER making a crank call again..

hope your moggy turns up soon urbsy

[TwoPlAnKs]

my cat once went missing, i asked around the doors if it got locked in anyones shed or anything and nobody had seen it, a few days later it reappeared. we didnt know where it had been.

then we got a phone call from someone from a few street away saying she saw our advert in the paper, her son had taken home the cat thinking it was hers that she lost a few weeks before hand, they checked photos etc. and it looked identical. as soon as she let it out it came running back home

[urbsy]

A result, after watching miss urbs on all fours, purring and eating from a bowl on the floor I decided to have a right good look for it.
After a good search it was on the building site next door under the house garage floor, I coaxed the little bundle of fun out and hey presto! I now have me cat back.

I did put an ad in the local press though so I await prank calls when it comes out as its too late to get it removed.

urbsy (chuffed indeedy)

[incognito™]

Result!!!!

[4me2]

A result, after watching miss urbs on all fours, purring and eating from a bowl on the floor I decided to have a right good look for it.
After a good search it was on the building site next door under the house garage floor, I coaxed the little bundle of fun out and hey presto! I now have me cat back.

I did put an ad in the local press though so I await prank calls when it comes out as its too late to get it removed.

urbsy (chuffed indeedy)

thats not going to impress your local chinese takeaway .:whistle

[ABCMan]

*UPDATE*

URBS INFORMED ME LAST NIGHT THAT SHE'D LET IT OUT AGAIN

so its back to his hand for a while

[Tattooed Freak]

Mate you need to decide, the cat or your Mrs Urbs. I think you should write to Unlce CJ. Mrs Urbs is obviously doing this on purpose, I wouldn't be suprised if she spends her days hunting the poor little thing around Casa Del Urbs while trying to shoot it with a crossbow.

[urbsy]

Finally I yet again have the little swine back home, and have locked it in the kitchen till I find miss urbs crossbow.

I know the little furry swine makes a mess and as Tattoed Freak says its not getting out accidentaly.
We get a nice new place, and hey presto the cat learns how to open doors and run off, no more cat fur and snot to clean up, mmm.

I'm gonna choose the cat, we have a better sex life together :whistle

urbsy