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    Stupid f**king xbox f**K

    i ****ed mi ****ing xbox up because im a ****ing ****er who cant ****ing solder for **** all and i ****ing hit the ****ing point and made a total ****ing mess of the point now the ****ing xbox wont turn on and the other ****ing point in on to and its that ****ing 5 leg thingy that ive got a **** in ****s chance of ****ing hitting the ****ing thing.
    so i'll be ****ing postisg it or taking it to some 1 who has helped me the **** out

    ****ing cheers

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    Youve fookd the motherboard ? Lifted a trace or something ?
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    Default Re: f**king xbox f**K

    I think what I said on IRC says it all

    [11:46] <Spike_UK> you know, I should have put money on this outcome....as soon as I saw the phrase "my xobx and chip have arrived" I knew what the outcome was going to be

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    Default Re: f**king xbox f**K

    try the tourettes thread with this..


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    Default Re: f**king xbox f**K

    take 1 xbox mother board
    add a table spoon of a soldering iron
    mix with a hand as steady as an earthquake
    pour over solder
    and scrath for
    30mins to an hour or untill golden brown


    smegged the solder point
    and a track thing running off it :/

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    Default Re: f**king xbox f**K

    2 choices now .


    Get another MB from ebay .

    try to repair trace with special paint used to repair car rear window heating grills.
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    Yup - and get one of those no soldering chip things next time!!

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    Default Re: f**king xbox f**K

    Quote Originally Posted by Cam
    take 1 xbox mother board
    add a table spoon of a soldering iron
    mix with a hand as steady as an earthquake
    pour over solder
    and scrath for
    30mins to an hour or untill golden brown


    smegged the solder point
    and a track thing running off it :/
    Quality Cam, havent laughed like that all day.. cheered me up.. :thumbs

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    Default Re: f**king xbox f**K

    Quote Originally Posted by 4me2
    2 choices now .


    Get another MB from ebay .

    try to repair trace with special paint used to repair car rear window heating grills.
    Make that 3.

    Go to Asda, buy an xbox, go ouytside the shop and quickly swap the new xbox for the fudged one you left in the car, take it back to customer services, tell them you got to your car and your dad phoned and said hes already bought you one, voila m$oft just paid for your mistake learning to chip their box.

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    I almost fooked mine up once. My V1 machine I was linking the two points to flash the TSOP.

    Like I said though I almost fooked it..............but I never lol

    Unlucky mate! Go for the Swap Trick. Argos are good for taking things back without checking.
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    ave sent it to maltloaf hes repaired it......gonna test it l8erz


    cheers

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    and the moral of the story is............. :|

    Just kidding. Glad it's getting sorted mate.
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    its fixed and working

    nxt xbox i'll get either pre done or send to be modded

    :/

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    The stuff you can buy for car rear windscreens, is it possible to use this on the motherboard to link the 2 points together on a V1 box to flash the TSOP?

    I know it can be used to fix the tracks on the m/b so i assume you can?

    Just last time i tried to solder the 2 points with a dirty soldering iron I nealry fooked the machine!!
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    Default Re: f**king xbox f**K

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg
    The stuff you can buy for car rear windscreens, is it possible to use this on the motherboard to link the 2 points together on a V1 box to flash the TSOP?

    I know it can be used to fix the tracks on the m/b so i assume you can?

    Just last time i tried to solder the 2 points with a dirty soldering iron I nealry fooked the machine!!
    Yes Ive used it on a number of occasions.
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    Wish I knew this a while back!! Doh!

    Oh well I have a few mates who could do with an update
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