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    Rant Muscle Mary's in the gym

    It really annoys me to be in the gym trying to eyeing up the ladies, when you hear the grunting of a muscle mary. Do they have to groan so f@cking loud and then compare fake tan's with the fag stood next to them. I use weights and don't feel the need to grunt like a f@cking caveman. :nowords: It puts the birds off and they walk away in disgust. :|

    For example; 2 Greek blokes who I know quite well. They grunt on the weight machines and compliment eachother all round the gym on how good the other looks. Both these guys have fit looking birds, why the need to do this? The mind boggles.

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    Default Re: Muscle Mary's in the gym

    Greek Bi-sexuals m8....

    I too enjoy eying up the ladeeees on the stepper..mmmmmmm got banned from 2 gyms now!

    And how come i always go in the sauna or steam room theres always a fookin gorilla in there repeating the words... mmmmm & awwwwww.. i have to leave after a minute!

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    Default Re: Muscle Mary's in the gym

    Anyone who visits the gym is walking a fukin tightrope between the genders as far as I'm concerned. Gym's are full of blokes who get a hard on looking at themselves, they can't suck themselves off so the next best thing is their bench press buddy. :whistle

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    Default Re: Muscle Mary's in the gym

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    Anyone who visits the gym is walking a fukin tightrope between the genders as far as I'm concerned. Gym's are full of blokes who get a hard on looking at themselves, they can't suck themselves off so the next best thing is their bench press buddy. :whistle
    'Calm down dear...it's a commercial'...

    I sometimes grunt, although not loudly. It actually gives me a psychological push to get those few extra reps out when lifting heavy.

    Those few extra reps make the difference between being average, or being a big, strong b*stard...just like me... :tongue

    Like I said, it is psychological, either that or it's all in the mind. :whistle

    BTW, I'm no rear gunner...

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    Default Re: Muscle Mary's in the gym

    If your not grunting, your a pansy who isnt working hard enough.

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    Default Re: Muscle Mary's in the gym

    never got to reply before madmanc got banned. I havent gone tonight as I am now confused about my whole being.

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    Default Re: Muscle Mary's in the gym

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Olympia
    Like I said, it is psychological, either that or it's all in the mind. :whistle
    Surely if it's pyschological then it is all in the mind anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Keymer
    Surely if it's pyschological then it is all in the mind anyway?

    Buhahahahahahahahaha, place yer hand about 12 inches above your head, now look into a mirror and well, you see that space between your head and your hand? Ok, good, now Keep an eye on that space because it sounds as though a lot of what people are saying to you may disappear thru that gap at high speed. :cartman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tattooed Freak
    Do they have to groan so f@cking loud,It puts the birds off and they walk away in disgust....Both these guys have fit looking birds,

    Cant put them off that much ...you gotta groan when your "Pumping"





    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    Anyone who visits the gym is walking a fukin tightrope between the genders as far as I'm concerned. Gym's are full of blokes who get a hard on looking at themselves, they can't suck themselves off so the next best thing is their bench press buddy. :whistle
    Ach away, you should maybe try it yourself,cant fookin whack it ..nothing wrong with comparing your shape with your Partner
    And whats wrong with getting aroused at yourself:cartman ..just thinking what all the girls are thinking..:tongue

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    Default Re: Muscle Mary's in the gym

    Quote Originally Posted by John Keymer
    Surely if it's pyschological then it is all in the mind anyway?
    dear o' dear... :whistle


    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    Buhahahahahahahahaha, place yer hand about 12 inches above your head, now look into a mirror and well, you see that space between your head and your hand? Ok, good, now Keep an eye on that space because it sounds as though a lot of what people are saying to you may disappear thru that gap at high speed. :cartman
    LMAO...

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