A Tale of Innocence

[gunner]

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his
eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such
innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention and
noticed she was looking at two insects mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question, he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then raised
her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden" she
said.

[-G-Man-]

that was a crap gay joke, it was no wear near as offencive as it should be!!