Comb-over

**crazyal** · 17th October 2004

Uncle CJ

I require some advice on a personal problem.

My hair-line is rapidly dissapearing and a friend of mine (lets call him gayking48) has offered to knock one out over my head on a daily basis until it starts to grow again.

Would this work? Please help!

Baseball cap from Brighton

**CzarJunkie** · 19th October 2004

Uncle CJ says.............

Your friend Gayking has made you a very generous offer. One which I feel could lead to more problems than it will solve I'm afraid.

In a recent study involving chimps and scientists, the chimps foreheads were exposed to daily splashings of human semen. The scientists cannot explain the results but after just one week of these daily facials 8 out of the 10 chimps foreheads began to sprout corn.

The scientists believe that due to the complex proteins contained in semen being forced against the chimps forehead at great speeds it has caused some of the living cells to mutate and thus, corn is the result.

Prof. Barkin-McTweedle of Hectors Institute said of the study results, 'The results could have a far reaching impact on the food sector, we don't want to jump the gun but growing corn on chimps foreheads could be the future for many farmers.'

**RhinoBanga** · 19th October 2004

rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

**big man** · 19th October 2004

CJ - you are one seriously twisted bloke

(comedy genius tho)

**GameKing** · 19th October 2004

Originally Posted by psxgalaxy

Uncle CJ

I require some advice on a personal problem.

My hair-line is rapidly dissapearing and a friend of mine (lets call him gayking48) has offered to knock one out over my head on a daily basis until it starts to grow again.

Would this work? Please help!

Baseball cap from Brighton

OI YOU!!! the name is gaMEking48, not gaYking48. and you PROMISED you would NOT tell anyone about it. after all I never told anyone about your embaressing problem of the flatulence you get when you are sexually excited......oops, sorry about that :|
anyway, after weeks of practicing with my tortoise, I am now ready......as long as you bring the pictures of Dale Winton with you