Highlander

[xdir]

At the roadside there also stands a young women. She is absolutely beautiful - slim, shapely, fair complexion....... heart

stopping. The car driver's attention is dragged from the girl when the highlander opens his car door and drags him from the

seat onto the road.

"Right, you," he shouts, "I want you to masturbate!"

"But......" stammers the driver,

"Now...or I'll bloody kill you!"

So the driver turns his back on the girl, drops his trousers and starts to masturbate. Thinking of the girl on the roadside this

only takes a few seconds.

"Right" says the highlander "Do it again!"

"But....." says the driver.

"Now...!"

So the driver does it again.

"Right, do it again!" demands the highlander.

This goes on for nearly two hours. The driver has cramps in both arms, he has rubbed himself raw, and despite the mist and

wind, has collapsed in a sweating jibbering heap on the ground, unable to walk.

"Do it again!" says the highlander.

"I just can't anymore - you'll just have to kill me", whimpers the man.

The highlander looks down at the pathetic heap slumped on the roadside. "All right" he says, "NOW you can give my

daughter a lift to Inverness".

[gallag]

omg, a funny joke, well done

[RhinoBanga]

LOL ... like it!

[Shambles]

The best this week. Good one.

[Son]

I think you missed the first few lines out and when you copy and paste em can you try and make sure that the text is formatted to as it should be ? :whistle