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    Default If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    I know this question has been asked on many different occasions, but while watching the dog lick his own bollocks, it made me wonder if i would do the same, if i could.

    I decided that i would'nt, baring in mind that i know where my cock has been.

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    i think i would actually, but dunno about cummin in me own mouth.... eugh
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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    I would, but wouldnt swallow.
    I would also feel very low afterwards, feeling like I've been used and abused.
    I would probably spend most of the next day wondering whether I would call, jumping up when the phone rings, only to be dissapointed when its not me calling.
    Then I would probably go out to a bar that I know I go in a lot, get pissed pull myself, invite myself back to my place and suck myself off again, and go through this whole process again and again. :|

    If I got myself really drunk, I might even cum in my own face! :coffee:

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    No way, never short of problems there. Can understand some people on here who've never seen a womans twat let alone have there tiny cocks sucked by anyone

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    simply....NO!

    why would you... we know how bad they smell :whistle ,


    next you'll be askin " If you could bend you knob underneath, would you try to fcuk yourself!"

    ps.. thats a no too!!

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    er my cock doesn't smell?
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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Not a chance, though I used to watch my dog licking away at his bellend and he loved it...

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Man_costin
    while watching the dog lick his own bollocks, it made me wonder if i would do the same, if i could.
    these thoughts are quite natural for an arsenal fan although in the case of their manager he would never do himself what he can get a 10 year old boy to do for him.
    :whistle

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob2002
    I would, but wouldnt swallow.
    I would also feel very low afterwards, feeling like I've been used and abused.
    I would probably spend most of the next day wondering whether I would call, jumping up when the phone rings, only to be dissapointed when its not me calling.
    Then I would probably go out to a bar that I know I go in a lot, get pissed pull myself, invite myself back to my place and suck myself off again, and go through this whole process again and again. :|

    If I got myself really drunk, I might even cum in my own face! :coffee:
    I was gonna post in this sick fookin' thread, but that made me laff m8...Nice 1.

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by wizer
    i think i would actually, but dunno about cummin in me own mouth.... eugh

    wouldnt you just withdraw on point of impact and shoot yer load over your mantits..

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Hmm, isn't this a bit like the "does giving ake you gay" question.

    If you started sucking your own cock, how long before you started sucking other knobs.

    Besides, it's the birds duty to oblidge whenever you feel like it.
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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    two ways to look at this

    1. blowjobs almost anytime you want.......................good
    2. you suck cocks......................very very bad situation
    thanks but no thanks ill leave the sucking of my cock to the wife (or her sister if she is willing )



    p.s
    if my wife is reading this that was a joke just like the post on why i married you and all the other posts where i slag you off in general or members of your family or my sister or the guy next door or my employies or anybody else for that matter .


    p.p.s
    although somtimes i do think i married the wrong sister but then remember the deciding factor that you have slightly bigger tits :thumbs

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by MajorFU
    these thoughts are quite natural for an arsenal fan although in the case of their manager he would never do himself what he can get a 10 year old boy to do for him.
    :whistle
    what the f*ck is this, the f*cking school playground?? next your gonna be ''dissing my mumma''

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by Nookie_Bear
    Hmm, isn't this a bit like the "does giving ake you gay" question.

    If you started sucking your own cock, how long before you started sucking other knobs.

    so if u w ank you're in danger of w anking other men?
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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Any bloke who answers 'NO' to this question is simply either:

    a) In the closet and wants to appear straight
    b) Fukin deluding himself because he wrongly thinks answering 'NO' is the right answer
    c) A fukin liar


    I would suck my own cock every chance I got, the last time I asked my dog why he licked his own cock, he simply said 'Because I can'. Wise fukin words......... :cartman

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    I would suck my own cock every chance I got, the last time I asked my dog why he licked his own cock, he simply said 'Because I can'. Wise fukin words......... :cartman[/QUOTE]
    have you ever sucked your dogs cock to see why he likes it so much ?
    or have you ever let the dog suck your cock ?

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by wiggi28
    have you ever sucked your dogs cock to see why he likes it so much ?
    or have you ever let the dog suck your cock ?
    Sucked my dogs cock? I ain't gay u c**t, he's sucked mine though, they'll do owt for a bonio.

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    Sucked my dogs cock? I ain't gay u c**t, he's sucked mine though, they'll do owt for a bonio.
    your crude rude and disgusting yet still manage to say the things everbody else is hiding inside
    good work fella !:thumbs

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    LOL so Czar, sucking your own cock means you are straight, but sucking a dogs cock means you are gay.

    bwahahaha

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by BitchMonkey
    LOL so Czar, sucking your own cock means you are straight, but sucking a dogs cock means you are gay.

    bwahahaha
    I reckon that just about sums it up

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