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    Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'

    Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party.
    They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"
    Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."

    Bill: "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number." So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.

    They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."

    To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the name ..... Microsoft."

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    Brilliant! Loved it. Nice one m8.

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    awwww spoiled it. :cartman

    you cheeky sod .

    Dont think i didnt see that m8 :whistle

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