Another blonde joke!
Had this sent to me, couldnt find it in a search!
A Blonde goes into a hospital with her finger shot off. She goes up to a Doctor and asks for help, to which the Doctor asks.."What happened to you??"
The blonde replies "I tried to commit suicide". To which the doctor asks "WHAT?? Why did you shoot your finger off then if you tried to kill yourself??"
The blonde then goes on to say:
"Well at first i thought of shooting myself in the chest, but had second thoughts as i paid £5000 for these breasts and it would be a waste of money"
"So i thought i'd shoot myself by putting the gun in my mouth, but thought I paid £2000 for these new lips so thats a waste of money"
"So i then thought i'd shoot myself in the ear, but thought this will make a lot of noise, so i stuck my finger in my other ear and pulled the trigger!!"
Soz.... i'll get my coat!
Moses
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