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    Question Am I a C*NT?

    Dear uncle CJ,

    Last week whilst on ebay a saw some1 was selling a link to some info for £1.99 , I thought to my scouse self "how hard is it to find out this information" so I just done a search on google and found it on the first page only 3 link's down.

    So for a laugh I tried to sell the link myself for £1.99 with the Buy now feature and have sold 2 so far, and they have given me a positive rating also.

    Is it wrong of me to have done this CJ?
    I do feel a bit diiiirty to be honest
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    Uncle CJ says.............

    You are no cunt m8, but the 2 people who's posts I've just deleted certainly are, they can can avoid being cunts by reading the rules. :|

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    Default Re: Am I a C*NT?

    put it this way... i sell similar stuff on ebay :whistle
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    Uncle CJ says...........

    Selling links to readily avaialble information on eBay is very much a cunts trick, but does that make you a cunt. I'm not so sure. The people who buy them are cunts, that goes without saying and numpty cunts at that.

    So, here's the dilema, if you have bought something that would qualify you as a cunt but have only bought it to sell on to some cunt who is daft enough to buy it does that make you a cunt by proxy? Hmm, I'll be a cunt if I know. :nowords:

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    Here's an ebay advert I once posted, does this make me a cunt:

    http://www.iko-media.co.uk/ebay/ebaypage.htm


    And wizer once got some unwelcome attention from the authorites when he sold a pair of his soiled boxers to a bloke on ebay.............oh yes and I have the letter to prove it.

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    Default Re: Am I a C*NT?

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    Here's an ebay advert I once posted, does this make me a cunt:

    http://www.iko-media.co.uk/ebay/ebaypage.htm


    And wizer once got some unwelcome attention from the authorites when he sold a pair of his soiled boxers to a bloke on ebay.............oh yes and I have the letter to prove it.
    Regarding the soiled boxers I for one dont believe you please prove me wrong by posting the letter in this thread.
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    lol ive never seen that CJ?


    yeh its true I sold a pair of used boxers on ebay and CJ sent me a letter from the local police saying the guy i sold them too had broken down because they were haunted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wizer
    put it this way... i sell similar stuff on ebay :whistle
    Yes he does, but wizzy will never forget the time he sold some soiled boxers to a pervert on ebay, thats right folks, some sexual deviant was depraved enough to buy some of wizers soiled boxers.

    Anyway, to briefly explain the story, he sold them to some bloke, then wizer decided he was too scared to deal with said nonce so left it to Det (one of the DF's ex mods and all round sexual champion) to complete the transaction.

    Anyway, Det and I decided we'd have a bit of a joke at wizers expense and a few weeks later wizer got this letter thru the post:



    Not only did he shit a brick, he also called the number on the letter (which was a real number) and asked to speak to DC Javens.

    Buahahahahahahahahaha, hahahahahaha.............. happy days

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    Default Re: Am I a C*NT?

    lol,
    i remember that story breaking -
    i laughed till i was sick then, i still feel queasy now.

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    Re: Am I a C*NT?

    fcuk off i never rung the number
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    Quote Originally Posted by wizer
    fcuk off i never rung the number


    Buhahahahahahaha, u fukin did cunt, don't make me get det out

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    Default Re: Am I a C*NT?

    fanfukingtastic, my balls are blue with laughing at wizers expence

    what did the cop say when you phoned about the hunted pants case?

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    lol i didnt ring, i came straight on IRC and told them they were c unts
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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    Here's an ebay advert I once posted, does this make me a cunt:

    http://www.iko-media.co.uk/ebay/ebaypage.htm

    Hats off to you m8, that is first class, well done

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    i piss myself everytime i read that letter. and CJ i am still waiting for those haunted pants
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    Default Re: Am I a C*NT?

    whats happened to det anyway?

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    Default Re: Am I a C*NT?

    Thats fooking funny :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs

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    Default Re: Am I a C*NT?

    That's a great letter. Been laughing since seeing it.

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    Default Re: Am I a C*NT?

    Thats the first i've seen of that letter too. nearly messed myself.

    Can i speak to DC Jevins please Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


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