cliff richard joke

[icemaster]

Sir Cliff was in China when a man comes up to him and says
aw you clwif wichard i your nunber one fan
i got all your wecords
i know all yours songs
i weally workship you
so cliff thanks him and asks him whats his favorite song is so the man says
tits and fanny
cliff says i don't have a song called that ,i sing about god and love and things like that
man says no tits and fanny best clwif wichard song
so cliff asks him to sing it
the man sings
tits and fanny how we don't talk anymore. :|

[Fusen]

I think this has been done before ;x