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    Default a man boards a plane....

    A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he Settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.

    He realized she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the Seat right beside him.

    Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "business trip or vacation?"

    She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States"

    He swallowed hard as here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

    Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

    "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

    "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

    "Well," she explained, " one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish,"

    Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know Your name."

    "Tonto" the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos.... but my friends call me Paddy." !!!!!

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    Default Re: a man boards a plane....

    rofl. i like it :thumbs

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    Default Re: a man boards a plane....

    That is class. Enjoyed it loads

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    Default Re: a man boards a plane....

    nice one :thumbs

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    Default Re: a man boards a plane....

    Liked it. :thumbs


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    Default Re: a man boards a plane....

    Muhahahah

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    Re: a man boards a plane....

    LOL

    tidy post

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    Default Re: a man boards a plane....

    Excellent, could it be that the overall standard of jokes may be on the way up...


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