Another bloody newbie

[I HATE PIKEYS]

Be gentle with me!

[BadTaste]

Hey Welcome to DF

You sound like a right character what you into and whats your purpose of signing up


BadTaste

[I HATE PIKEYS]

Thanks for the welcome mate

Come across the forum the other day whilst having a search on google for something or the over, and couldn’t get off the forum as they is so much to read so I plucked up the carriage and made my first post.(no longer a digital forum virgin)

I am a network engineer so I might come in handy somewhere on the forum like if you wont to no how to make the most perfect cup of tea or how long a custard cream will last in the tea before it sinks

[WTD]

Why do you hate Pikes?

[I HATE PIKEYS]

well I am looking out my window now and I can see over 50 of the buggers on the green opposite my house they smelly inbred degenerate f*c*kers,

I have been asked 3 times this week if I wont my knifes sharpened and asked about 18 times if I would like to buy some bloody lucky heather. Not only are they trashing the green opposite me and decreasing the value of my house and there flea bitten dogs keep coming in to my garden and craping on it and I keep treading in it.

Except for that I think they great :nono

[I HATE PIKEYS]

I also forgot to mention they also half inched my concrete garden frog aldermen which I am gutted about

[BadTaste]

I also forgot to mention they also half inched my concrete garden frog aldermen which I am gutted about

lmao, Bast*rds

[ABCMan]

well I am looking out my window now and I can see over 50 of the buggers on the green opposite my house they smelly inbred degenerate f*c*kers,

I have been asked 3 times this week if I wont my knifes sharpened and asked about 18 times if I would like to buy some bloody lucky heather. Not only are they trashing the green opposite me and decreasing the value of my house and there flea bitten dogs keep coming in to my garden and craping on it and I keep treading in it.

Except for that I think they great :nono

are you sure you didnt mean pikies? surely pikes are those big pointed sticks that used to be used to stick the heads of vanquished or executed foes on?

[Mr Olympia]

are you sure you didnt mean pikies? surely pikes are those big pointed sticks that used to be used to stick the heads of vanquished or executed foes on?

I thought he didn't like fish... :whistle

Welcome aboard m8.

[I HATE PIKEYS]

Yeah your right but

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Pikies is used when between 1 and 49 of them are on any one camp site.

Pikes is when 50 + are on your door step and you don’t care what you call them.
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(I am not trying to get out of my spelling mistakes)

[ABCMan]

if you need it changing drop me a pm and i'll sort it for you later today

[I HATE PIKEYS]

Cheers ABCMan if you could do that for me as I have just noticed that 1 of them has left

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I did try to pm you but I got this message

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I HATE PIKES, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons

[WTD]

My picture was of a Pike (the fish) but as it disapeared, it didn't really have the comedy value that was intended.. :|

[Mr Olympia]

My picture was of a Pike (the fish) but as it disapeared, it didn't really have the comedy value that was intended.. :|

LMAO...