The Toolbox Murders

[Tattooed Freak]

Directed by:
Tobe Hooper

Cast:
Angela Bettis .... Nell Barrows
Juliet Landau .... Julia Cunningham
Brent Roam .... Steven Barrows
Christopher Doyle .... Coffin Baby (as Chris Doyle)
Rance Howard .... Chas Rooker
Carlease Burke .... Officer Melody
Price Carson .... Officer Daniel
Sara Downing .... Saffron Kirby
Adam Gierasch .... Ned Lundy

ABOVE; Ned or Jack White, I can't be sure...they both look f@cking ridiculous to me.

Plot:
Nell and her husband Steven are looking for a business aswell as a home, where they come across the Lusman Arms apartment block. They move in and begin renovationg the building, in which a series of wierd killings take place. When she finally discovers the supernatural evil behind it all, she gets more than she bargained for!

Review:
Oh dear oh f@cking dear. I thought I had finally gotten hold of a classic scarey shock flick. Instead I mistakenly got the 2003 remake of one of the first scarey movies I ever saw. Cringingly poor, stale acting and an annoying aspect of moving the camera when someone gets hacked\shot\chopped the f@ck up. I'm sure this film wasn't intended to break boundaries or change the world but it is utter 5hite of the highest order. I found myself reaching for the remote and salvation in I'm a Celebrity...

1/10 - The first kill when the killer is after this bird with a Hammer. She grabs her Scissors to take him on.