Little Johnny

[incognito™]

Little Johnny was a foul mouthed little kindergardner. The teacher, Mrs. Smith, didn't like talking to him or calling on him because every time he opened his mouth he ended up in the principles office. One week Mrs. Smith was teaching about the five senses. On Wednesday was Taste. She brought in three meat dishes. All the kids had blindfolds and each got a piece of meat of the first plate. Mrs Smith asked "Can anyone tell me what kind of meat that was?" Nobody raised their hand except Johnny. Against her better judgement she said OK Johnny. He said "That was Beef". Then came the second plate. Mrs Smith again asked "Can anyone tell me what kind of meat that was?" Again, nobody raised their hand except Johnny. She asked if anybody else know the answer thinking that one good answer from Johnny was about all she could expect. Still no hands. Against her better judgement she said OK Johnny. He said "That was Chicken". Then came the third and final plate. Mrs Smith passed out the meat and again asked "Can anyone tell me what kind of meat that was?" Nobody raised their hand. She said "OK I'll give you a hint. What does your mom call your dad when he comes home at night? Johnny jumps up and screams "quick spit it out, its ASSHOLE"

[Tethys17]

Nice one