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    Scottish One

    How many canaries can you get up a Scots Kilt?


    Depends on the size of the perch!!

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    Default Re: Scottish One

    I understand it, but I dont get it.

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    Default Re: Scottish One

    Quote Originally Posted by Mule
    I understand it, but I dont get it.
    yeh the same... looks to me like a fairly shite joke
    "The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it." - John Gilmore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mule
    I understand it, but I dont get it.

    it is basically 'depends on the size of his nob'



    and yes, it isn't a very great joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by super mike
    it is basically 'depends on the size of his nob'



    and yes, it isn't a very great joke
    as I said, I understand it, I just don't get it. How is it a joke?

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    Default Re: Scottish One

    Totally crap joke People should have some sense of responsibility before they post in here

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    Default Re: Scottish One

    Aw, leave the poor bugger alone lads, he`s a newbie and he`s trying his best.
    shite joke tho`

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    Default Re: Scottish One

    hey you gotta start somewhere at least if my first one was shit (see description of forum) then I can only get better

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    I hope to everything that is holy and hopeful that they do lol


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