Blade Trinity

**m3yer** · 12th December 2004

Ummm
Well, what can I say, What a total piece of piss

Did not like it at all, the first Blade had an intro to die for and the second film's intro was cool too, but this one was lacking it from the start.
Maybe showing my age, but found it geared and marketed for the trendy, teen sector.
Not enough gore, not enough clever usage of the ash killings i.e no special effects.
The villain was dug up in the syrian desert and had a very nice american homeboy accent.
Some of the heavies included a ugly bitch, a wrestlemania poof of a reject.

The trendy seen was when it came to Jessica using a iPod to download music and listen to while killing vampires, oh my GOD! Wonder how much stupid money was exchamged to drop that into the film.

As you can see I did not like the film and I gave it some leeway(sp), but it fell apart when the comedian appered, and all through the film he was cracking and cracking and cracking his mofo mouth off :annoyed:

Go and see this film an d realise that films are not being made for film loveres, but for marketing people to show off their goodies and for teenagers because the market is much more profitable at that sector.

I had to cleanse myself when I got home by wathcing the first and second Blad films. And Hallelujah was I cleansed!

**EvilBoB** · 12th December 2004

the vampire's "dusting" was much better in this one but I know what you mean about the rest of the film.

That said it was better than I was expecting but I can see why Wesley doesn't want to do any publicity stuff....

overall : 6/10

better than Matrix Revolutions and Reloaded but there are a lot more movies out there where your money would be better spent

**BadTaste** · 12th December 2004

Bad film, was dragged out the house to see this with a mate i thought they dragged the film on too long very basic, s**t story line boring

5.5/10

**CzarJunkie** · 12th December 2004

Wasted 90 minutes of my life on this shite last night, wtf were they thinking having that Van Wilder bloke and that daft bint with the big tits in it? And why the daft jokes from the Van Wilder bloke, added nothing to the film in fact it fukin spoiled it for me, everytime he was on screen you knew some daft wise crack was just around the corner.

Another fukin problem I had with the film is that they resurected Dracula, the original vampire and someone who traditionally has special powers, yet in his first face to face meeting with blade he runs off like a fukin pussy after using a baby to make his escape, what kind of arch enemy is that?

Utter Crap. 2/10

**Tattooed Freak** · 12th December 2004

I went with Shotgunjim to watch it today. Oh dear, I did not like it at all. I think they milked Blade enough when they made the sequel. This was just a huge pile of stinking dog 5hit. Cringingly stale acting, a script written by a 5 year old and dull fighting sequences that have all be done before.

Mental note, must write to Jessica Beil\Apple and ask how she keeps her Ipod headphones in while darting around killing Vampires. Mine fall out while walking down the stairs and get tangled up.

:annoyed:

1/10 - The evil bad b1tch was hot. :thumbs

**EvilBoB** · 13th December 2004

Originally Posted by Tattooed Freak

Mental note, must write to Jessica Beil\Apple and ask how she keeps her Ipod headphones in while darting around killing Vampires. Mine fall out while walking down the stairs and get tangled up.

:annoyed:

I'm guessing she only has quick fights too. No stealth action when she's using her iPod or the battery would be dead well before the end of the action!!
:annoyed:

**Shotgunjim** · 13th December 2004

Originally Posted by Tattooed Freak

The evil bad b1tch was hot. :thumbs

NO!!!! :nono She was a munter with shocking dress sense even for a vampire! :|

Didnt rate it at all... wasnt any sort of improvement on the previous 2. The big fight at the end was ok but still nothing origional.

2/10 just cos I think that Blade is cool.

**Tattooed Freak** · 13th December 2004

Originally Posted by Shotgunjim

NO!!!! :nono She was a munter with shocking dress sense even for a vampire! :|

Didnt rate it at all... wasnt any sort of improvement on the previous 2. The big fight at the end was ok but still nothing origional.

2/10 just cos I think that Blade is cool.

You told me you had a semi-on when HHH started fighting which says alot about you g@yboy. She was nice and dirty m8, you know it.

**Shotgunjim** · 13th December 2004

Originally Posted by Tattooed Freak

You told me you had a semi-on when HHH started fighting which says alot about you g@yboy. She was nice and dirty m8, you know it.

Nah it was the metal fangs and his dog that did it for me!!

**Andy** · 17th December 2004

complete and utter dissapointment.

Van wilder bloke, whats with all the frickin jokes? And the constant need to emphasise "F@CK" all the bloody time? Is it COOL?!

the "she likes to listen to mp3s when she kills" ipod and mac, what the hell is that crap, did apple finance this movie or something?! OMG

The jessica biel, little hand wave, neo alla matrix style near the end, sigh.

So called dracula, THE ORIGINAL VAMIPRE, ALL MIGHTY etc... legs it down the street like a pussy from blade? He is supposed to be ruthless and fear nothing... wtf.

Sorry, this film was no where near the class of the first.

**Shotgunjim** · 17th December 2004

Originally Posted by StudentLife

the "she likes to listen to mp3s when she kills" ipod and mac, what the hell is that crap, did apple finance this movie or something?! OMG

I heard that they paid a few million dollars to have it so blatently advertised...

**nok1** · 28th December 2004

got to agree.
i very nearly walked out half way through but stupidly thought "it has to get better"
it didn`t....should have watched christmas with the kranks
felt like asking for the �11.40 the cinema fleeced out of me :nowords:
p.s the wise cracking ex-vampire , i thought , was the only highlight. at least by sniggering at some of his wisecracks i realised i wasn`t actually asleep

the fight scences were shite. most you couldn`t see what was going on :|
3 words
CRAP CRAP CRAP

just my opinion

**criminalben** · 1st January 2005

Got to agree, it's a shame so many trilogies get worse as each sequel comes out. Had high hopes for this, very glad I didn't pay to go to the cinema though. Complete toss, Studentlife got it right, F@CK words, ipod advertising just made a crap film worse, didn't even seem that long either, maybe I fell asleep halfway through.

**Roty** · 1st January 2005

I liked the first one, I couldn't get into the second one and this one is watchable if ur bored and have nothing better to do.
Predictable 4/10.

**BomFunkDaddy** · 2nd January 2005

[SPOILER]

blade trinity is absolute garbage!

what kind of "vampire hunter" listens to a ****ing iPOD whilst "hunting", me thinks apple+iTUNES paid a fortune for that bollox!

The bad guy, Dracula, was rubbish! why on earth did he run away from blade?!? and why bother having that big sword fight in human form, get his ass kicked! and then decide to turn into the massive beast thing?!?!

Also, what was the point of the blind woman?!?!

Why did whistler set the alarms for the PC's to destroy them?!?! he was wielding a huge ****ing shotgun that could have done the job much better! Is was quite amazing how everyone got over whistlers death in seconds, including blade and whistlers daughter!

on a side note, Van Wilder should not hunt vampires! his wise cracking destroyed the movie.

*** 3/10 (effects were great, especially when the vampires died, plot etc rubbish, this film was made to try and fit into a youthful cinema audience, IMO it failed there too!)

p.s. I loved Blade, absolutely hated Blade2

**usman786** · 12th February 2005

The film was not good except Ryan Reynolds .... Hannibal King was really funny. The action we have seen before so nothing new. Lots of scenes were shot in the dark which was poor. Hope there isn't gone a be a Blade 4. he should call it a day.