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    Weird Made my eyes water..!!!

    JILTED LOVER RIPS OFF BOYFRIEND'S TESTICLE Jan 12 2005


    Attack after her ex refused to have sex at boozy party

    By Will Batchelor



    A WOMAN yesterday admitted ripping off her former lover's testicle when he refused to have sex with her.

    Amanda Monti flew into a rage with Geoffrey Jones during a drunken party.

    She tore off his shorts and underpants and yanked off his left testicle with her hands.

    Later, a friend at the party handed the organ to Mr Jones, saying: 'That's yours.'

    Doctors were unable to re-attach the testicle.

    Liverpool Crown Court heard Mr Jones, 37, ended his long-term relationship with Monti, 24, in May last year.

    They stayed on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him home.

    She drove him to another party before going to his home in Netherton, Merseyside, where friends joined them for more drinks.

    As the party was winding down, Monti offered Mr Jones sex.

    When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

    Mr Jones threw Monti, who is just 5ft 2in tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window, got back into the house and confronted him.

    Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones's shorts.

    Pain In a statement, Mr Jones said: 'I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

    'Suddenly, she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.'

    Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, Mr Jones said: 'He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles.'

    Defence lawyer Wendy Lloyd said Monti did not remember much about the attack.

    But she accepted the prosecution's version of events and admitted wounding Mr Jones.

    Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, was released on bail. She will be sentenced on February 10.

    Last night, an expert said 'an almighty feat of strength' would be needed to rip off a testicle.

    Professor Nick James, of Birmingham University School of Medicine, said: 'She must have pulled with amazing force.'

    :coffee:

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    oh good god :coffee:

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    Ouch.

    Must get some adequate protection the next time I need to go anywhere near Birkenhead (Kevlar underpants maybe...)

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    :nono :coffee:

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    thats not right !!! seriously :coffee:

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    Amd the moral of the story is................if a 5ft 2in lunatic comes up to you and tells you they want to shag you...........let them :coffee: :nono

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    What a psycho bitch!!!
    "God is a comedian, playing to an audience who are too afraid to laugh...."

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    And I thought my girlfriend was bad!!! :S

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    ouch!!

    she must of been really upset :|


    nik

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    "the moral of the story is................if a 5ft 2in lunatic comes up to you and tells you they want to shag you...........let them"

    watch out m8 theres some small fellas out there,

    cas

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by casio
    "the moral of the story is................if a 5ft 2in lunatic comes up to you and tells you they want to shag you...........let them"

    watch out m8 theres some small fellas out there,

    cas
    Haha.

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    I wonder how he asked for it back. "Excuse me, but can I have my ball back please? A women nicked it after asking if I would play a game with her and I refused!"
    -=CBo=-

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    Mad bitch, Think they are still seeing each other? (LOL)
    L8r

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    Christ that's a bum clencher - ouch!

    She sounds a right bloody bunny boiler that one!


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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by beekae
    Last night, an expert said 'an almighty feat of strength' would be needed to rip off a testicle.
    Bloody glad to hear it.

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    That womans got some balls doing that...snigger

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    LOL my mate is from netherton... he been walking with a limp for a while.. reckon they may have been using alias's

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    God, she must have some grip to actually remove his baws...Fatima whitbread by any chance was she ....but pmsl at the guy saying " Thats yours"

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    Made my nuts hurt readin it

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    Default Re: Made my eyes water..!!!

    Imagine how sharp her nails must have been?????
    "God is a comedian, playing to an audience who are too afraid to laugh...."

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