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    Beckham

    After a hard days training, David beckham goes up to the coke vending machine, sticks 50p in and out comes a can of pepsi. The look on his face is pure delight so he sticks another 50p and the same happens. So he carrys on doing this and Sir Alex sees him and thinks whats this nutter up two as theres about 30 cans of coke scattered all over the place. So he walks up to beckham and says

    "why u need so many cans of coke for?"

    Beckham replys:

    "not now boss vcan't u see i'm winning"

    Oh well!
    :tongue

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    Why did the Coke machine dispense Pepsi?

    And what was Sralex Ferguson doing in Madrid?


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    Default Re: Beckham

    Quote Originally Posted by Tasseltine
    Why did the Coke machine dispense Pepsi?

    And what was Sralex Ferguson doing in Madrid?

    Buhahahahaha

    That was funnier than the original joke m8 nice one

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    Gosh they ain't trick question's and this ain't a test m8..........:tongue :thumbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by karem007
    this ain't a test m8..........
    Just as well, you'd be doing re-sits .

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    Default Re: Beckham

    nah i'd pay someone over the net!

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    You really are living in LA LA LAND eh?


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    Quote Originally Posted by bertroot
    You really are living in LA LA LAND eh?
    yeah see yer in a minute........

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    Just as well, you'd be doing re-sits .
    lol. Classic
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    Default Re: Beckham

    Quote Originally Posted by Tasseltine
    Why did the Coke machine dispense Pepsi?
    Lol, that's what I was thinking, kinda ruined the joke because I thought it was deliberate.

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