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    How do you confuse a Tosser?

    Q. How do you confuse a Tosser?


    A. Forty Two.
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    Default Re: Who do you confuse a Tosser?

    Who do you confuse a tosser?

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Man_costin
    Q. Who do you confuse a Tosser?


    A. Forty Two.

    Got me beat on that one mate.


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    Default Re: How do you confuse a Tosser?

    lol good 1,

    what the joke is any1 who doesn't understand the joke is a tosser, so when he said 42 the natural reaction of people would be to be confused hence they are a tosser

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    Default Re: How do you confuse a Tosser?

    Quote Originally Posted by kidkhaos
    lol good 1,

    what the joke is any1 who doesn't understand the joke is a tosser, so when he said 42 the natural reaction of people would be to be confused hence they are a tosser
    no no no u cant explain it on the 2nd post! :nono

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    Default Re: How do you confuse a Tosser?

    Quote Originally Posted by kidkhaos
    what the joke is any1 who doesn't understand...
    LOL methinks you are confused about my sarcasm dude :nowords:


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    Default Re: How do you confuse a Tosser?

    F**k me, the joke was bad enough, but then someone explaining the actual joke................................... am fukin speechless........ :|

    Only one place for this thread........ off we go........... scream if you wanna go faster. :censored

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    Default Re: How do you confuse a Tosser?

    u been watcing the hitchikers guide to the galaxy again gman

    now u know thats only meant for grown ups

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    Default Re: How do you confuse a Tosser?

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Man_costin
    Q. How do you confuse a Tosser?


    A. Forty Two.
    how?

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    Default Re: How do you confuse a Tosser?

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Man_costin
    Q. How do you confuse a Tosser?


    A. Forty Two.
    why wont anybody tell me HOW?

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    Default Re: How do you confuse a Tosser?

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Man_costin
    Q. How do you confuse a Tosser?


    A. Forty Two.
    I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME AN ANSWER RIGHT NOW:annoyed: :annoyed: :annoyed: :annoyed:

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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    F**k me, the joke was bad enough, but then someone explaining the actual joke................................... am fukin speechless........ :|

    Only one place for this thread........ off we go........... scream if you wanna go faster. :censored
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    Quote Originally Posted by MajorFU
    u been watcing the hitchikers guide to the galaxy again gman
    No i robbed this joke from FHM 'a honey a day' calendar.

    Next to the lovely picture of some tart from the High street honey competiton is an awful joke, and awful jokes belong in The Comedy Club/Hall of Shame.

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    Default Re: How do you confuse a Tosser?

    Quote Originally Posted by gallag
    I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME AN ANSWER RIGHT NOW:annoyed: :annoyed: :annoyed: :annoyed:
    I take that to mean you are confused? So does that make you...

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    Default Re: How do you confuse a Tosser?

    Quote Originally Posted by wizard1974uk
    I take that to mean you are confused? So does that make you...
    42?? he doesnt sound that old:nowords:


    confusing aint it???

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    Default Re: How do you confuse a Tosser?

    Quote Originally Posted by hellsfire
    42?? he doesnt sound that old:nowords:


    confusing aint it???
    Oh dear, who nicked the jumpleads? I think a few people need their brains jumpstarting.

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