The horse

[GameKing]

The horse
A guy walks into a country pub and sits on a stool. In front of him he sees a big jar full of 5p coins and a little card, it reads:
Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh. COST £5
So, he puts in five quid and takes the horse into the men's toilet.
2 minutes later they come out and the horse is laughing so hard that he pissed on the floor.
So the guy takes the money and leaves.
THE NEXT DAY:
The same guy walks in the bar again and sees the horse and the jar, this time it says:
You can win all of this if you make the horse cry. £10
So he puts in 10 quid and takes the horse to the men's toilet.
4 minutes later they come out and the horse is crying like no body ever had. So the guy takes the jar but before he could leave the landlord asks "How did you do that?"
The guy says "The first time I told him my prick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him!"

[Shambles]

My kinda joke buddy

Fekkin loved that one