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    Default Ice-cream man

    Carlos the ice-cream man's van is parked at the side of the road. Lights flashing, music playing, a big queue of excited kids stretches down the street but there's no sign of Carlos. A copper walking down the road wonders what is going on. Where is Carlos? Why is he not dishing out the ice cream? He goes over to the van and peers over the high counter. On the floor he spots Carlos, lying very still covered in chocolate sauce, strawberry sauce, nuts, hundreds and thousands and those little jelly bits. "Get back kids," he shouts. Moving away so the bemused kids cannot overhear him, he gets on the radio to the station. "Sarge, get someone down here quick," he stutters, "It's Carlos the ice-cream man - he's topped himself!"



    buhaahahahaha....great joke

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: Ice-cream man

    roflmao

    i enjoyed that one

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    Default Re: Ice-cream man

    Its ok but it's made worse by u saying its a great joke when clearly its NOT! :tongue

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    Default Re: Ice-cream man

    Pure genius ice-creamarific
    If you stare long enough you won't see the sarcasm. But it's still there.

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    Default Re: Ice-cream man

    Old joke but its still quite funny

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