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    Psychiatrist session

    A PSYCHIATRIST was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

    "You all have obsessions," he observed.

    To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

    He turned to the second Mum, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

    He turns to the third Mum, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

    At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

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    Default Re: Psychiatrist session

    Oh, how old?
    Where on earth are you excavating these from?
    Me and my fella spit our dummies out so we won't be coming back. ever. boo hoo.

    This is a techy / hackers forum not a fu**ing mothers meeting so - peace out.

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    Default Re: Psychiatrist session

    haven't heard it...nice

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: Psychiatrist session

    nice one m8

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