Got the Munchies?

**lin** · 23rd January 2005

One fine day a man came into a bar and started to beg the bartender for a free drink; he explained how he hadn't had a drink in a week. The bartender said to the man. " Look, I can't, go ask the manager. Go down the hallway and the door to the right." The man walked in the room and saw a fat sweaty woman munching on some carrots. He explained his problem and the fat lady said.." only if you do me." the man screamed and jumped out the window. A second man comes in and tells the bartender he hasn't drank in a month. The bartender, exasperated, tells the second man the same thing. He goes in, sees the fat lady munchin' on some carrots and explains. She says again, the same thing. He screams and jumps out the window too. Well a third man goes to the bartender. The same thing happened and he sees the fat lady muunchin' on some carrots. He explains his problem and she tells him. Only if you do me. He looks at her and then the carrots and back at the fat lady. He agrees though says, only if you turn around because I get nervous if you see me. He sees three carrots and takes one, uses the carrot and throws it out the window. She say it was so good to do it again and he can have another free drink. He takes another carrot and repeats and throws it out the window. She says the same thing and if he does he can have another free beer. He does, though instead of throwing it out the window he places it back where he found it. She is too tired and he leaves. He goes to the door and hears her munching on the carrot. He gets his drinks and his two friends that jumped out the window walk in. He shows them the free beers and they say. " so look what we got.... free carrots. They fell from her window... we think she felt sorry for us!"