The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However,
people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."

Well, here it is:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go
up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct
Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome
guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you
says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get
his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm
fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk
up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach
up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against
his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you
and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand
Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but
you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales
Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech
Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could
be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you
climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and
shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's
Junk Mail.

You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and
gropes your breast and grabs your ass. That's the Governor of
California!

You like it, but 20 years later your attorney decides you were
offended. That's America.