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    Three girls get into a lift at work, a brunette, a redhead and ablonde. The brunette is first to notice a white stain on the floor 'Eww! that looks like sperm!' she exclaims. The redhead tentatively bends down and sniffs it. 'I think you're right' she says 'It smells like sperm!' The blonde picks some up on her finger and tastes it. 'Well it's no-one from our floor!'
    If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
    The creation of billions of galaxies each containing trillions of stars each with their own solar systems, some with planets that have evolved civilisations with billions of different life forms. OR The creation of just your imagination?

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    Default Re: Blonde Joke...

    Made me smile, the sig made me smile more though.

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    Default Re: Blonde Joke...

    pete... correct me if I am wrong.... "your a bit of a sarcastic **** are'nt yer" lol

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    Default Re: Blonde Joke...

    Its an alright joke i suppose.

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    Default Re: Blonde Joke...

    It made me laugh..but petes comment made me laugh more. lmao

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    Sarcastic ? No just liked the joke and liked the sig , added my original computer set up though. Really !! That's what I had - and it was amazing what you could do with 1k in those days. Well no really, it was amazing how little you could do in those days. But we had a great time doing it.

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    I can't believe your spectrum has no micro drives attached, mine had 2 and a snapshot poke interpreter, so ave it
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    Default Re: Blonde Joke...

    Actually I forgot to add my 'specmate' Ahhh the memories, press a button press record and presto...piracy at its finest...
    Didnt have any micro drives tho, whats a 'snapshot poke interpreter' a cheat device or summit?

    P.S. My sig was my actual setup many moons ago...lol
    If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
    The creation of billions of galaxies each containing trillions of stars each with their own solar systems, some with planets that have evolved civilisations with billions of different life forms. OR The creation of just your imagination?

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