illiterate dead nun
Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates.
St Pete says: "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want".
The first nun says, "I want to be Jordan," and POOF she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be jennifer aniston," and POOF she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sarah Pepalini."
St Peter looked a bit confused. "Who?" he says.
"Sarah Pepalini," says the nun.
St Peter shakes his head and says, "i ain't got a clue who she is."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says: "No Sister, this says 'Sahara Pipeline' laid by 500 men in 7 days!".
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