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    Default Mad Mary

    Mad mary was speedin around the mental home as usual in her wheelchair.
    Mad Joe stopped her and asked 4 her licence. "Shiit" she said and sped off around another corner.
    Mad Jim then stopped herand asked for her insurance. "Fcuk" she says and took off againat speed.
    Rounding another corner she met BIG John standin stark naked with a massive erection.
    "oh No" she says "not the breataliser again"

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    :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs

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    Crap but would have been marginally better if you had spelled breathalyser right.


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    Agreed. debbie-B you've just failed to reach the very low standard you set yourself

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