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    WHY HE CAN'T FIND THINGS IN FRIDGES AND CUPBOARDS

    Men often accuse women of hiding things from them. Socks, underwear,
    butter, car keys, wallets. But, as any woman knows, they're all there.
    It's just that men can't see them. So why don't they notice what's
    right in front of their faces?

    Because a woman has a wider arc of peripheral vision than a man -
    possibly because of her ancient role as a 'nest-defender' - she can
    see most of the contents of a fridge or cupboard without moving her head.

    This is the opposite to a man, whose vision is more tunnel-like
    (configured for long distances - a throwback from their days as hunters).

    A woman can identify matching items in a drawer, cupboard or across a
    room and later remember objects in a complex random pattern - such as
    where the butter is in the fridge.

    But, because of their tunnel vision, men can have difficulty locating
    things at close range - keys, socks and so on.

    New research even suggests that male brains are searching in the
    fridge for the word butter.

    If the packet is facing the wrong way, they just can't see it.

    Women can't believe men are so unobservant. Yet, to be fair, men are
    often amazed at how a woman can't see a flashing red oil light on a
    car dashboard, yet can spot a dirty sock in a dark corner 50 yards away.

    A woman's life is much less stressful when she understands the
    problems men have seeing things at close range.

    And when a woman tells a man 'It's in the cupboard!' it is less
    stressful for him to believe her, and continue his search.
    Me and my fella spit our dummies out so we won't be coming back. ever. boo hoo.

    This is a techy / hackers forum not a fu**ing mothers meeting so - peace out.

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    Default Re: To help us understand you

    Quote Originally Posted by lin
    And when a woman tells a man 'It's in the cupboard!' it is less
    stressful for him to believe her, and continue his search.
    Interesting theory here lin. As far as the quote above goes why do women always assume that when they say it is in the cupboard/drawer that us men know which friggin drawer/cupboard they is referring to. I've got cupboards and drawers all over the bleeding house and not just one per room so is there always the assumption you know which one it is?


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    Default Re: To help us understand you

    Yeah, you never ask "which cupboard" do you?
    I've tested this label forward theory in the fridge and it works.
    Me and my fella spit our dummies out so we won't be coming back. ever. boo hoo.

    This is a techy / hackers forum not a fu**ing mothers meeting so - peace out.

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    Default Re: To help us understand you

    Quote Originally Posted by lin
    And which dwarf are you?



    Dopey.

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    That's class - pointless shit like that never fails to amuse and amaze me - k given - cheers

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