Non logical rhyms, do you know any?

[lurch]

I was woundering if any one knew any non logical ryhms,

example:-

As I went up the stairs today,
I see a man who wasn't there,
he wasn't there again today,
Oh gosh! I wish he'd go away.


One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
They stood back to back, but faced each other,
They drew their swords and shot each other.

One I can't remember but it went something like

I went to the pictures tomorrow and sat in the front seat at the back, ?????

Do you know any?

[-G-Man-]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed,
Little BoPeep was giving him head,
as soon as he cum she started to weep,
coz then she knew he'd been shaging her sheep.

[GameKing]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed,
Little BoPeep was giving him head,
as soon as he cum she started to weep,
coz then she knew he'd been shaging her sheep.

buhahahaha that`s class m8 :thumbs

[Shambles]

haha. Sorry Lurch you just got gazumped mate

Genius G-Man

[brumbino]

Do you mean rhythms? Maybe rhymes? Or you after some rhymming tips for the bf? :tongue :whistle

[lurch]

G-Man, good but not what I had in mind, NON LOGICAL, as 'one fine day in the middle of the night' - can't have a fine day in the middle of the night' unless thats your girl friends surname...

Good though, that could be a different thread.

cheers Lurch

[Tasseltine]

God, I hate myself for posting this, but here we go.

Next Tuesday, being Ash Wednesday,
There's an open air meeting in the Town Hall.
Tickets are free, pay at the door,
Bring your own seats and sit on the floor.

Happy now, Lurch? God I feel dirty.

[BertRoot]

God, I hate myself for posting this, but here we go.

[SNIP] twaddle [/SNIP]

Happy now, Lurch? God I feel dirty.

You need to put that one back here.

[Tasseltine]

Last time I try to help anyone .

I still feel dirty.

[lurch]

:thumbs Tasseltine great, not bad, and don't feel dirty I will still love you!

[Tasseltine]

Is that supposed to make me feel better?

[Cam]

many moons ago when i was just a ickle boy

i new "one fine day"
however im sure i new 1 which involed a ghost, toast and maybe even a lampost but for the life of me i cant rember what it was

[TwoPlAnKs]

One I can't remember but it went something like

I went to the pictures tomorrow and sat in the front seat at the back, ?????

I went to the pictures tomorrow
I took a front seat at the back
I fell from the pit to the gallery
And broke a front bone in my back
A lady she gave me some chocolate
I ate it and gave it her back
I phoned for a taxi and walked it
And thats why i never came back

[stimpy]

Another one I just found.

I went to the pictures tomorrow,
I took a front seat in the back,
I fell from the floor to the ceiling,
And broke a front bone in my back,
I went round a strait crooked corner,
I saw a dead donkey die,
I pulled out my pistol to stab him,
And he kicked me in the eye.

[Porthos]

stimpy isn't that the one lurch was looking for?

[TwoPlAnKs]

well either that one or the one i posted must be

[lurch]

Stimpy, thats the one I was looking for, many thanks.:thumbs

[stimpy]

No problem, glad to be of service. :thumbs

I found it on someones blog so I don't know if it is the 'Real McCoy' or not.