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    Default im so so sorry

    i know this is a crap joke but its my favourite of all time,

    how do you make a venetian blind??

    poke him in the eye

    hehehehe

    sorry but it cracks me up, even if im having a shitty day and i think of it, it cheers me up sad i know but true

    cas

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    Default Re: im so so sorry

    It may be crap, but it`s better than some "jokes" that have been posted on here lately m8.
    it`s a bit like that old chestnut......
    How do you makes a Maltese cross? stamp on his foot :|
    and that`s also better than some "jokes" that have been posted on here lately

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    Default Re: im so so sorry

    Made me laugh lol

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    Default Re: im so so sorry

    "How do you makes a Maltese cross? stamp on his foot "


    there mus be something wrong with me cos that cracked me up as well

    karma given

    cas

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    Default Re: im so so sorry

    Also 'how do you make a swiss roll?'

    Push him:whistle

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    Default Re: im so so sorry

    hehehehehehehe

    karma given

    ive just txt'd those to a couple of people

    cas

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    Default Re: im so so sorry

    How do you communicate with a fish?





    Drop it a line.

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    Default Re: im so so sorry

    How do crazy people go through the forest?


    They take the psycho path.


    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?



    Frostbite.

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    Default Re: im so so sorry

    why am i giggling ? :|

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    Default Re: im so so sorry

    i dont know but im doing it too lol

    cas

    karma given for both

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    Default Re: im so so sorry

    They are so bad they are beyond HOSing. :nono
    There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.

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