i know this is a crap joke but its my favourite of all time,
how do you make a venetian blind??
poke him in the eye
hehehehe
sorry but it cracks me up, even if im having a shitty day and i think of it, it cheers me up sad i know but true
cas
i know this is a crap joke but its my favourite of all time,
how do you make a venetian blind??
poke him in the eye
hehehehe
sorry but it cracks me up, even if im having a shitty day and i think of it, it cheers me up sad i know but true
cas
It may be crap, but it`s better than some "jokes" that have been posted on here lately m8.
it`s a bit like that old chestnut......
How do you makes a Maltese cross? stamp on his foot :|
and that`s also better than some "jokes" that have been posted on here lately![]()
Made me laugh lol
"How do you makes a Maltese cross? stamp on his foot "
there mus be something wrong with me cos that cracked me up as well
karma given
cas
Also 'how do you make a swiss roll?'
Push him:whistle
hehehehehehehe
karma given
ive just txt'd those to a couple of people
cas
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
why am i giggling ? :|
i dont know but im doing it too lol
cas
karma given for both
They are so bad they are beyond HOSing. :nono
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