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    Rant WTF have I just watched....!?!?!?

    Katie Price just sang on Eurovision (Beeb1) and I just listened to the largest dump of detritus ever.

    Surely that entry by Jordan was meant as a joke. Well WHAT A JOKE.

    Fekkin rubbish.

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    Default Re: WTF have I just watched....!?!?!?

    yes wasnt it shite although they all were IMO
    first one was the best,

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    Default Re: WTF have I just watched....!?!?!?

    The stupid balloon titted wench has zip talent and before you ask yes I have seen the video 'starring' her and Dane Bowers.

    Total waste fo flesh in my book and if it wasn't for the disgraceful state of this country she would be living in a caravan like the other pikeys.

    Shambles what the feck are you watching that sh1te for anyway. Hope it was down to the Mrs.


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    Default Re: WTF have I just watched....!?!?!?

    Quote Originally Posted by bertroot
    Shambles what the feck are you watching that sh1te for anyway. Hope it was down to the Mrs.
    No dude I'm all alone here as usual, but whats the alternative I ask...? Fek all. Oh hang on, "Athletics". Shite. "Stars in their farts". Shite. "Charmed". Shite.

    It's all shite. But the first one song (was that Javine?) was semi-ok.

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    Default Re: WTF have I just watched....!?!?!?

    She made a right fool of herself, was there somert up with the microphone or something as it sounded like she was about half a mile away from it.

    If she is the favourite then it says feck all for the rest of em.

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    Default Re: WTF have I just watched....!?!?!?

    It's your choice - shit or bust

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    Default Re: WTF have I just watched....!?!?!?

    Quote Originally Posted by passion4plex
    It's your choice - shit or bust
    Well the bust was fine but the song was shit, so I'm at a loss

    It must have been a joke having KP as an entrant surely..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shambles
    No dude I'm all alone here as usual, but whats the alternative I ask...? Fek all. Oh hang on, "Athletics". Shite. "Stars in their farts". Shite. "Charmed". Shite.

    It's all shite. But the first one song (was that Javine?) was semi-ok.
    dude you should get sky

    well the silly big titty pikey didnt win so there

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    Quote Originally Posted by rker83
    well the silly big titty pikey didnt win so there
    LOL. Haven't followed up the results yet. Who won?

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    Default Re: WTF have I just watched....!?!?!?

    javine??? thinks that the girls name

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    Default Re: WTF have I just watched....!?!?!?

    I'm just in the process of upping the clip of her jugs falling out, watch this space

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    Default Re: WTF have I just watched....!?!?!?

    glad to say I didn`t watch it, but what the feck is going on? Jordan singing mind you it shouldn`t really surprise me, after all she`s flavour of the month at the moment along with her no talent boyfriend Peter Andre (he`s knocked her up BTW wasn`t that ckever of him?)
    who`s next up for a song for europe? Sharon Osbourne?
    the feckin country`s gone mad :annoyed:

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    Default Re: WTF have I just watched....!?!?!?

    Did I miss this? caught the end of this comedy of errors and what shit it was.



    Quote Originally Posted by urbanmiffs
    I'm just in the process of upping the clip of her jugs falling out, watch this space

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    Default Re: WTF have I just watched....!?!?!?

    It was all useless//thing i dont get is that Javine is a professional singer..i think she had a top five chart single or something..isnt she risking her career by being in the eurotrash competition? i mean, what if she looses, or doesnt get any points, isnt that a right smack in the face? Anyway, the competition is rubbish anyway, its all political, and none of the singers have any talent!


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    Default Re: WTF have I just watched....!?!?!?

    Jordon and Peter = like the Chav version of Posh & Becks.
    Well its good that she did shite at least then we wont be subjected to an album form her.

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    Default Re: WTF have I just watched....!?!?!?

    Quote Originally Posted by urbanmiffs
    I'm just in the process of upping the clip of her jugs falling out, watch this space

    urbsy

    Cant wait, saw it Saturday and need to see it again! :coffee:
    Quality pair if you ask me!!!

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