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    This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.


    The husband asks: "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"

    "Yes," she replies. "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

    "That's remarkable," the husband replies. "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."


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    Quality joke...nice one.

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    Class Joke m8

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    Very funny...and true :thumbs
    Oh f@ck it!


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    Default Re: The drunk

    short and sweet

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    Default Re: The drunk

    lol, funny. like it
    LoOk ArOuNd Il Be ThErE tO lIfT yOu OfF tHe GrOuNd WhEn YoUr FeElInG dOwN, fEeLiNg DoWn!

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