men jokes
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The three words most hated by men during sex?
"Are you In?" or "Is It In?"
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Three words women hate to hear when having sex?
"Honey, I'm home!"
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and
he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor?
What's wrong???"
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is
a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"
The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features...
of a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...
AND a brain?"
In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their
family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. "I'm afraid I am
the bearer of bad news" she said as she surveyed the worried faces,
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for
the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed
the news.
After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain
cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "£5000 for a male brain, and £200 for a
female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group
said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
price of the female brains, because they've been used."
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