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    i was sent this pic the other day in an email asking if i would do her.


    would you do her???
    MY BROADBAND IS LIKE A FERRARI
    BUT FITTED WITH A ROBIN RELIANT ENGINE
    LOOKS GOOD BUT GOES NOWHERE!!

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    No chance, looks like a fookin' geeza to me...

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    definetly got a donger mate....lol

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    That's a bloke, the facial features are a dead giveaway

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    thats not a guylook how sexy she is, nice face,,really nice tits and an adams apple to die for

    id tap it

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    Ya'on ya own there mate!..

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    I'd let her suck me cock, who cares what she's packing and if things went well who knows, I might even f**k her tits too. :whistle

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    lmfao,
    not really into geezer-birds,

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    Reminds me though, I've got to pick up some eggs for me fry up on saturday.

    and no, has she got a mate?
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    **** me - one too many slaps with the ugly shovel there me thinks - I'd rather mince me balls in a kenwood and cheese grate me bell end before dipping the whole sticky concoction into a bowl of vinegar and aftershave, only to be followed by a nice rub down with a large amount of salt and lemon juice.

    I think you get the picture.

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    No chance, those funbags look like spacehoppers !!! And it's prob got a mangina

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    i nearly posted yes

    then thought what am i doing i swear im not wearing beer goggles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mingebucket
    **** me - one too many slaps with the ugly shovel there me thinks - I'd rather mince me balls in a kenwood and cheese grate me bell end before dipping the whole sticky concoction into a bowl of vinegar and aftershave, only to be followed by a nice rub down with a large amount of salt and lemon juice.

    I think you get the picture.
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    we'd all say no now but late on a friday night when were faced with the option of going home and choking the chicken or letting her suk you off i know what id go with

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keva
    we'd all say no now but late on a friday night when were faced with the option of going home and choking the chicken or letting her suk you off i know what id go with
    What even if it turns out to be packing a piece?

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    then you will wake up with kebab breath and a sore ar5e. :coffee:

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    thats not a bloke, shes got tits and they're big

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    Two things no chick should have: Silicone and Sausage and that she-man has both.

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    tucked between the legs

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    blatent man. all he-she would get off me is a ................ black eye
    LoOk ArOuNd Il Be ThErE tO lIfT yOu OfF tHe GrOuNd WhEn YoUr FeElInG dOwN, fEeLiNg DoWn!

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