How to destroy the Earth

[flumperino]

This is the funniest site I have seen in ages.

Quite a lot to it, but well worth the read.

How to destoy the Earth

[Thrush]

Good fun!

[Shambles]

Sorry mate got bored straight away. I'm in a strange mood at the mo.

[Crags]

"Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe."

Classic opening line lol - but there I stopped - sorry mate.

[tombott]

funny site

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Total existence failure

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You will need: nothing
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Method: No method. Simply sit back and twiddle your thumbs as, completely by chance, all 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms making up the planet Earth suddenly, simultaneously and spontaneously cease to exist. Note: the odds against this actually ever occuring are considerably greater than a googolplex (1010100) to one. Failing this, some kind of arcane (read: scientifically laughable) probability-manipulation device may be employed.
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Current feasibility rating: 0/10. Utter, utter rubbish.

[marcode]

Current Earth-destruction Status
Number of times the Earth has been destroyed: 0
Number of plans currently in progress with the final aim of bringing about the Earth's destruction: 0
Number of scientific experiments currently underway with the potential to bring about the Earth's destruction: 0
Minimum amount of time until the Earth is destroyed by natural means (discounting total existance failure): 25 years
Minimum amount of time until the Earth is destroyed by artificial means: 50 years

hmm.. interesting.

[flumperino]

I know it's a long read, I just liked the classic lines, like
"Creating a microscopic black hole: this is an exercise left up to the reader"