salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man
carrying a vacuum cleaner.
" Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could
take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like
to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners. "
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any
money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot
in the door and pushed wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have
at least seen my demonstration." And with that,
he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her
hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces
of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam,
I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope
you've got a damned good appetite, because they
cut off my electricity this morning."
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