phone-a-whore
A Man staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering sexual services from a telephone box in Piccadilly. Back at the hotel he rings the number. A Lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.
The Gentleman says: "I'd like a blow job, a missionary shag, followed by doggy style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a tit w@nk, Is that OK?"
The lady says: "It sounds interesting, Sir, but you might like to dial 9 for an outside line first?"
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Never heard it before, great joke!!!!
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Haha nice one fella!!!
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Ha ha ha - good stuff
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realy like that one
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Ace laugh sir jokemeister
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That is a belter squire!! Got a few laughs here!!
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quality, made me fooking laugh my brains out, lol. nice joke mate
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lmao, thats class
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Nice one m8 :thumbs
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muhahaha very good
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Cracking joke, made me smile
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lmao
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