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    Default how to f**k up a tv program

    take a superb docudrama with cutting edge effects by a top cgi developer called "the last dragon" and then butcher it totaly

    firstly reduce its running time by almost half
    remove all the actors dialogue and most of the story filler video
    stick in an ad break every 10 mins followed by a recap of the entire story premise
    now just to be sure that the americans dont think its real and didnt listen to the recap every ad break replace the acting with a narrative by patrick stewart whe explains everything as if talking to a 5 year old.

    and finaly change the name to Dragons : a myth becomes reality

    couldnt happen?

    it did, in the transition from chan 4 in the uk till it appeared 16 days later in the usa on animal planet.

    just thank god we live in a country that still has a little intelligence

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABCMan
    take a superb docudrama with cutting edge effects by a top cgi developer called "the last dragon" and then butcher it totaly

    firstly reduce its running time by almost half
    remove all the actors dialogue and most of the story filler video
    stick in an ad break every 10 mins followed by a recap of the entire story premise
    now just to be sure that the americans dont think its real and didnt listen to the recap every ad break replace the acting with a narrative by patrick stewart whe explains everything as if talking to a 5 year old.

    and finaly change the name to Dragons : a myth becomes reality

    couldnt happen?

    it did, in the transition from chan 4 in the uk till it appeared 16 days later in the usa on animal planet.

    just thank god we live in a country that still has a little intelligence

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