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    Again... a blonde joke...

    a blonde walkes up to a store to buy a television.
    After careful consideration she picks one and walkes over to the shopkeeper, points at the device she picked and sais: "Sir, I would really like to buy that tv".
    The shopkeeper replies: "Sorry miss but we've got a policy not to sell equipment to dum blondes". The blonde leaves to return the next day, this time with a red wig on.
    Again she asks the shopkeeper to sell her the the device. And again the shopkeeper denies. The dum blond leaves again.
    The next day she returns again, this time she's dressed up as a man. She points at device, and askes in a low voice: "Sir, I wanna buy that television". The shopkeeper replies, Sorry miss, we do not sell our equipment to dum blondes!!
    "But!" The blonde sais: "How do you know I'm a Blonde?!"
    "Well" The shopkeeper replies: "people pointing at microwave ovens while asking for a television is usually a big lead!"

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    cack

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    Quote Originally Posted by dingle_666
    cack
    and rusty
    LoOk ArOuNd Il Be ThErE tO lIfT yOu OfF tHe GrOuNd WhEn YoUr FeElInG dOwN, fEeLiNg DoWn!

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    pappa

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    I never comment on sh!t jokes and sure ain't gonna start now


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