Chav Bastards

[Crilly]

I'm lucky enough to live in a pretty chav free zone, however they do seem to gather outside burger king on a saturday night. Tonight i noticed whilst i was waiting for a couple of police cars to pass with flashing lights that the chavs where doing their best to slow the police cars down by attempting to cross the road as the police cars passed and making rude justures.

I know that chavs have very little in the way of brains but are they really only capable of two things, fighting and goading the police.

:grr: :grr: :grr:

If there is any chav's on this forum, please explain to me what goes round in that little brain of yours.

This world is full of wonderful thinks to do and see so why don't you do something with your life and stop make other peoples lives hell.

My heart goes out to those people that lives in areas where their lives are made a misery by this scum.

[Andy]

if i was a copper, id just floor it and run one of the fuckers over...

"oops... what? was only a townie? ah fuck it, lets drive off"...

fuck off and die, the lot of em

:grr: :annoyed:

[lin]

fuck off and die, the lot of em

:grr: :annoyed:

What an awful thing to say. You missed the apostrophe off! -'em.

[GameKing]

What an awful thing to say. You missed the apostrophe off! -'em.

ROFLMAO nice one lin.
I`m lucky . where I live there aren`t many chavs, they`re outnumbered by the asylum seekers

[Deadly]

Should round them up and put them infront of a firing squad...f-ckin w-ankers the lot of them

[Shambles]

What an awful thing to say. You missed the apostrophe off! -'em.

PMSL.. Brilliant retort :thumbs

[Andy]

What an awful thing to say. You missed the apostrophe off! -'em.

:thumbs

[ShadowMoses]

allways gets on my nerves that.... yeah sure play chicken with a moving ton of metal....

I guarantee that my car will win ya fookers!! grrrrrr

Moses

[Shotgunjim]

Lets just hope that 'Chav' is just a fashion and will phase out soon....

[fonetech]

Lets just hope that 'Chav' is just a fashion and will phase out soon....

i doubt it m8 the fcukers are starting to breed

scumbags the lot of em

[lin]

And they have their own website for baby names

Naming your chav baby


:censored

[BloodPirate]

I'm not too bothered about them really. We need these people to despine ducks in a chinese chippy for the rest of their lives.

[Tommy J]

And not to mention the scooter things they ride round on. Almost ran over another one last night but the curb was too high.

[lin]

Oh no, just found this whilst looking for route guidance.

All I can say is thank goodness I live in Derbyshire, not Staffordshire. (It's a subtle 4 mile difference)

Burton-Upon-Trent
POSTED ON Thursday, September 23 @ 22:46:40 BST by grockle

England, West Midlands grockle _WRITES "What a turd of a place Burton is! This is a town that definitely got missed when the developers and the cash were around, but you can hardly blame them for taking one look and legging it at top speed. Let me take you on a tour of this stinking landfill site that is known as, "the Brewery town of East Staffordshire"....
Should you arrive by train, the first thing you will notice will be the stink of Coors Brewery situated very near the station. Depending on what stage the brewing is at, varies the stench! Ranging from rancid vomit aroma to diarrhoea, the stomach churning vapours pervade the whole of the town. Also, if the wind is blowing in the right direction, you get the full-on stench from the Marmite factory too.
When you've finished hacking your ring up from the smell of the place, proceed up the steps from the station to Station Road, and make your way into the town itself...and there they are in their full gross-ness - the Chav population. Burton is heaving with them! To be found loitering around the usual Chav haunts, and blinged up to the eyeballs with their naff jewellery. Burton is heaven on earth to these Chavs - awash with alcohol for one thing, and plenty of drugs to keep addictions going for decades. Mind you, they do pretty well down at Kwik-Save buying in bulk, their White Lightning and Grolsch lager.
Thus, ends the tour...by now you will be sprinting for the next train/bus out of here - it is that bad!! To sum up, Burton is a grim grief hole of a place, extremely grim in fact. I would gladly live next door to Sellafield nuclear power station than here, because at least living among mutants is far more appealing than living within spitting distance of a Burton Chav."

[Tommy J]

One word sum's them up "Scum".

Still at least they keep the basball cap industry going.

And it could be worse, they could be tax avoiding, government leaching Scum.

Oh, and they keep old people off the street.

[mcdee]

buckfast swilling wee bastards

[Tattooed Freak]

Lets just hope that 'Chav' is just a fashion and will phase out soon....

Yeah, cos everytime you come round dressed in your best Kappa trackie I pretend to be out.

[incognito™]

you wanna try living in Liverpool... they are scallies up here and yes the place is full of the fuckers..

[Cam]

Oh no, just found this whilst looking for route guidance.

All I can say is thank goodness I live in Derbyshire, not Staffordshire. (It's a subtle 4 mile difference)

OI


im gonna stick up for my town here

burton does not have a chav problem (well any more than any other town )
yes they hang around the shops but u get a shop open past 8.30pm and u get chavs like moths to a light

and the smell well most towns has there own smell just that burton unfortally has a brerwery in it (and the martmite factory which is worse but thats only very ocansally when ya standing out side it)

im not a chav.. b 4 u say any thing

(and ive bin around the country and seen sum worse places)

even derbyshire (had to throw it in) sum places even give them houses for free to live in....saying that tho out the outskirts of burton sum asslicker seekers have bin given a nice flat block)


simple answer the problem....just take away there white lightning and they will dehydrate in a matter of days....no more chavs

either that or baseball bat to the lot of um.....

[MsDG]

I was at a wedding last week (you know suits, white wedding dress, all the women in thier best frocks). We were in the park having all the photo's taken when a couple of 15 year old lads walked past, shouting "Chav's" at us????????

I thought WTF??? Do you even know what a chav is you stupid twats