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    1. 3rd April 2005 #1
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      watching the tv the other night gas man from hell, the gasman got through fitting all the gas pipes etc, but on veiwing the cctv footage they caught the man shagging the dog.

      so it was reported to the police and he was promptly arrested but dont worry it got dismissed from court he was corgi registered

      il get my coat
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      Oh dear god..........
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    3. 3rd April 2005 #3
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      Default Re: Gas Man From Hell

      Quote Originally Posted by EnTiTy
      il get my coat
      you said it!
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      Default Re: Gas Man From Hell

      bad very bad
      how dare you paddy
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    5. 3rd April 2005 #5
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      Default Re: Gas Man From Hell

      Forget your coat, after that effort you dont deserve warmth
      If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
      The creation of billions of galaxies each containing trillions of stars each with their own solar systems, some with planets that have evolved civilisations with billions of different life forms. OR The creation of just your imagination?
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      :| my life thats bad m8
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      Default Re: Gas Man From Hell

      I only post a comment on a good joke, and seeing as this wasn't one I'm gonna decline, sorry

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      Default Re: Gas Man From Hell

      very poor, lol
      LoOk ArOuNd Il Be ThErE tO lIfT yOu OfF tHe GrOuNd WhEn YoUr FeElInG dOwN, fEeLiNg DoWn!
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      Default Re: Gas Man From Hell

      then why am i laughing my head off here ?

      gunna make a doctors appointment tomorrow :nowords:
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      Default Re: Gas Man From Hell

      Im laughing too!
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      Default Re: Gas Man From Hell

      I laughed before the end of the joke about them catching him shagging the dog
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      Default Re: Gas Man From Hell

      Im Laughing my arse off quality.

      maybe its because im completly muffined
      "Your proposition may be good. But let's have one thing understood
      Whatever it is, I'm against it! And even when you've changed it Or condensed it
      I'm against it!"
      A top man
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      Default Re: Gas Man From Hell

      ..

      Heat - A Michael Mann Film

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