The Pope

[L4yer Cak3]

The Pope was having a shower and although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the right wrist, and this was one of these occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the holy seed flying through the air. Hold on a minute" said the Pope. "You can't do that. You'll destroy the reputation of the Catholic Church." "This picture is my lottery win" said the photographer. "I'll be financially secure for life."

So, the Pope offered to buy the camera off the photographer and after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of two million quid. The Pope then dried himself off, and headed off with his new camera.

He met his housekeeper, who spotted the camera. "That looks like a really good camera," she said, "how much did it cost you?"

"Two million quid" replied the Pope.

"TWO MILLION QUID!" said the housekeeper. "They must have seen you coming."

[Deadly]

Lol

[ryeski]

lol, very funny

[iqrali]

very funny

[Loony Toon]

loool :thumbs

[gallag]

lol, very good

[fastblatt]

excelent!

[L4yer Cak3]

Buhahaha looks like I pissed Beekae off

God bless you son


I dont know, you can't please every body :whistle

[Top Cat]

like that one a lot

[jimbob2002]

dont worry, beekae is just a big pope loving celtic fan.

[shadowdancer]

unbelievably old but still a good one