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    lmao Dear Technical Support

    Dear Technical Support

    18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
    which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
    conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
    run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse,
    GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as
    LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

    Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware
    program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system,
    forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.



    Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
    time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they
    caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0,
    only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife
    1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come
    bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003.



    Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
    unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored
    in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.

    They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
    Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can,
    without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have
    no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.



    Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal
    operation.

    Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often
    crashes.

    Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which
    can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003,
    but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact
    that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your
    Money before uninstalling itself.

    Any ideas?


    :thumbs
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    Default Re: Dear Technical Support

    DOh, see i searched for technical support....Twice down here in 24hrs got to b a record?
    IMac, MacBook Pro, Ipad 2, Iphone 4, Iphone 3GS....Oh and a PC or 2 knocking about



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    That is so ancient, its walking with a zimmer frame.

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    sorry bud. I've only seen about 8 jokes on the entire internet....and even I know this is old

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Wtaylor has had more posts HOS'd in tha past 48 hours than most peeps do in a year.
    Tip of the day: use the search facility

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