Wtf At 20th April?!

[Andy]

WTF IS THIS SHITE?

Sorry but where in the hell did this dumb ass day appear from? I just think its damn stupid.

Where is the "cba to do nowt but drink beer, sit on my ass and get fat" day cards? but noooooooooooooo




http://www.clintoncards.co.uk/

[Crilly]

Just another commercial ripoff

[Camden_Dave]

They'll do anything to get money out of us!!!

[ElWappo]

Stupid corporate bastards. Death is too good for the guy that thought that one up. Plus I dont give a F@#k if my secretary is happy or not. I pay her to type, if she doesnt want to type she can get bent!!!

[xdir]

Find most secretaries to be plain dumb, come to think of it have your ever met a clever one?
We had one starting recently who did not know how to use a photocopier???

[Andy]

Just like valentines day, but without the love! (well, depends if ur shaggin ur secretary or not i suppose)

[MercuryRises]

Stupid corporate bastards. Death is too good for the guy that thought that one up. Plus I dont give a F@#k if my secretary is happy or not. I pay her to type, if she doesnt want to type she can get bent!!!

Couldn't agree more!
No wonder the woman who runs the flower shop down the road is always grinning, before long were gonna end up with one of these "celebration" days 7 days a week!

What date is "be nice to the Binman day"?

[ABCMan]

What date is "be nice to the Binman day"?

the last collection day before xmas, then they'll take away a ton of extra crap after the new year party

[BertRoot]

What about Happy Cock Day where you are guaranteed a blowjob? Doubt many of you would complain about that. I'd buy a card for that. They could rename Tuesday.

[MercuryRises]

What about Happy Cock Day where you are guaranteed a blowjob? Doubt many of you would complain about that. I'd buy a card for that. They could rename Tuesday.

I guess you have a good point there, I wasn't really thinking along those lines

Monday, Happy Cock Day, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

Yeah, that has a nice ring to it.

[/dev/null]

I think happy cock day, happy cock day, happy cock day, happy cock day, happy cock day, happy cock day, happy cock day has a nicer ring to it...

[Thrush]

maybe we should all send a petition to Clintons to instate "Happy Cockday" I think it's a great idea! Their slogan can be "You'd be a right cock to miss it" They can have that for free!

[incognito™]

yup just trying to cash in on nothing... like funerals everyone br9ings flowers and the florists are lovin it... at my funeral I want everyone not to buy flowers but put the money in a pot and go the pub straight after and get leathered instead of buying bastard flowers.

[copey123]

What about "Congratulations" cards, for everytime you have a shite? It's getting that way at the mo! Also, i reckon they should have Derogetory days, where people get slated instead of praised.

eg. Happy Bloater Day! - you are the fattest cunt in the office at 17 stone 6 lbs Happy Fatness Lard arse!

[Andy]

i wouldnt spent £35 to buy that shite for my secretary anyway, "go make me some fucking tea bitch".

wheres my "thanks for paying my wages sir" day ?...

[incognito™]

roflmao..... very true... I should get myself a secratery just to beast around the office when the wife's on the rag

[weezykid]

oh dear what a rubbish excuse for yet more cards, there seems to be a holiday for everything

[richie-rich]

what if we mixed blow job day secratary day together, to get secratary blow job day - where your secratary must perform a blow job on entering the office, or she can stay under the desk and suck away all day.

theres the slogan - suck away all day! < aimed at secratarys

thats a day i would spend money on.....or could just get a hooker - prolly cheaper

:whistle

EDIT:for this to succeed all BJs must be performed by the secratary to their boss - not the other way around, thats just really fecking sick

[alarm man]

if it was to be known as happy cock day for 5 days would that mean at the end of the week it was the weak end?

[Shambles]

if it was to be known as happy cock day for 5 days would that mean at the end of the week it was the weak end?

Very funny

Actually, if it lasted till Sunday it would finish when the churches were pealing - the Bell End