Time Machine

**Keva** · 10th April 2005

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...=WDVW&tc=photo

**Shambles** · 10th April 2005

LOL
What a complete to$$er

**Karoline** · 10th April 2005

Yeah, i cant believe people bid on this crap.. lol

**whatnow** · 10th April 2005

what a surprise golden palace casino won it...

**Shambles** · 10th April 2005

Originally Posted by shangrula

what a surprise golden palace casino won it...

Don't they just buy up all kinds of sh!t

**danthescan** · 11th April 2005

He knew he would sell it he went on to tommorow and saw his high bid so he listed it.

What a Twat but nice anyway.

**iqrali** · 11th April 2005

Originally Posted by Shambles

LOL
What a complete to$$er

lol too right but the people bidding on it must be from another planet right?

**tombott** · 13th April 2005

Originally Posted by iqrali

lol too right but the people bidding on it must be from another planet right?

well looking at the questions asked, i would think so

Dear Tishmommyof2, Oh my. So *you're* the source of all my troubles! But let me explain. The winner of your Time Machine resells it in 2006 to a radical group of reference librarians, who use the device to travel back in time in a vain effort to make sure the Dewey Decimal System actually makes sense. They failed, of course -- you'd think they'd have read about the safety features -- but they wound up leaving the machine in 1878 (it's a bit of a long story involving circus clowns and a failed hoola-hoop venture, but I digress). The Machine, after passing through 1913, 2078, 1913 again (they forgot their lunch), and then 1985, finally fell into the hands of a rebellious Amish speed metal band, who used the Machine to rent the apartment beneath mine a day before the new noise clause went into the lease. Does the Machine have any sort of recall device? The boys keep going back to 1860 and stealing cannons -- real cannons -- and shooting them off in the parking lot! HELP!