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    Default A bear walks into a bar in Billings

    A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on The bar with his paw and demands a beer.
    The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
    The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
    The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
    The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
    The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"
    The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
    The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
    The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
    The bartender say's......You are now, that was a barbitchyouate!

    :tongue I'll get my hat and coat. . . . .

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    Default Re: A bear walks into a bar in Billings

    .. groans .. :|

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    Default Re: A bear walks into a bar in Billings

    OMG bad joke but I am still smiling
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    Default Re: A bear walks into a bar in Billings

    Aw Naw. raised a wry smile M8

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    Default Re: A bear walks into a bar in Billings

    Quote Originally Posted by xdir
    I'll get my hat and coat. . . . .
    Dont forget your suitcase with that one!!!
    - Plan for Tomorrow - Live for today - Hail to the King Baby -

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    That's cheesey but made me smile.


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