anyone know the german language?

[Spennyboy]

hey guys, im shite outta luck here and i need something translated from English to German.

i know there are loads of free translators out there but the gramma translation is terrible.

its only a very short paragraph, bout 100 words, few lines.

but if you are fluent in german writing (typing ) or even better are german

or if u know of a really good translation site/sw. :nowords:

can ya PM me asap.

loads of karma coming your way if u help! :thumbs

be doing me a massive favour

[barachello]

try this site mate

h**p://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en

[Shambles]

4me2 should be hot on this request

Ich spreche nur ein bischen deutsche.

[BertRoot]

I know 'Es ist gross' and (und?) 'Ich komme'. Hopefully that doesn't betray my favourite type of film viewing. :whistle

[drdude]

Hast du einen donkey gebonken?

I haven't got a fucking clue by the way.

[Mule]

The only phrase I know is 'nein das ist eine kaninchen'. comes in very useful.

[wonkyfox]

Send me a pm with what ya want done, mate and i`ll get my missus who is Dutch and spaeks and writes german to sort it for ya..

[WotTheFook]

Ich kann sehr gut deutsch sprechen - konnen sie ihre worten hier schreiben?

I can speak German really well - can you write your text here?

[Fingolfin]

PM sent

[MsDG]

"AAAAALARM, AAAAALARM !!!!!!!!!" seems to be the key word that I have picked up watching various war films

[Spennyboy]

buahaha, thanx alot to all who offered to help.

i got a translated doc of fingolfin and all looks good

karma to all of ya

[drdude]

After a bit of Winamp mollestation, Du Hast is the way forward (by Rammstein)!

[Fingolfin]

"Du hast" = "you have"

But Rammstein are a pretty cool group/band

[Oracus]

If you ever need to do the same again, remember this link - been useful a few times for me

Also lets you browse full websites translated - handy bit of kit!

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

Os`

[Fingolfin]

Crap translations of German there bud... incorrect words and very bad grammar.

[GameKing]

I know 'Es ist gross' and (und?) 'Ich komme'. Hopefully that doesn't betray my favourite type of film viewing. :whistle

did the films you watched have this phrase in them? "saugen Sie meinen Hahnliebling" as I have heard it in some of my films

[Morph]

I prefer the South Park German lesson.....

Mein scheizer gehen...

Essen mein scheizer..

Schmekt gut !

LOL

WTF is wrong with German people

(All quotes btw) :-)

[WotTheFook]

@ spencer y89

Sie haben Post - You have Mail.....

[Spennyboy]

love the quick responses and efforts from all of ya.

a BIG thank you :thumbs

[Swiss Tony]

All germans speak english, just ask one..............ze truz iz out zere........
was is't los mit du haben sie schizer vor dum kopf.