Scouse Eggs
Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on
a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly
trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a
lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying
20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He
tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting
on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has
to leave. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to
fit in the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so
he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into
the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on
his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for
speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to
which he replies with sarcasm "Scouse eggs". The policeman obviously
doesn't believe this so wants to take a look.
He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He rushes back
to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup
from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he
has that he requires so many officers. "I've got a wagon with 20,000
Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the f*ckers
have managed to nick a motorbike already."
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Re: Scouse Eggs
Originally Posted by Shambles
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