homemade sex doll (maybe NSFW)

[richie-rich]

money saved

HERE

a guide in the making of you very own sex doll that can be quickly deconstructed to hide when ya mum/bird/wife/unsuspecting gay lover is coming up the stairs

[Tethys17]

There are some sad motherf*ckers out there ... did it take long for you to make it?

[richie-rich]

not long, rubbish tho, abit scratchy, a waste of 10 minutes

[Speshal]

The trick is getting the right balance of lotion and lube - too little and your meat gets shredded, too much and it's like shagging a tub of butter. Or so I hear.

[CzarJunkie]

Why go to all that bother?................. Just get a dog. :cartman

[richie-rich]

Why go to all that bother?................. Just get a dog. :cartman

dogs have too much free will.........

[CzarJunkie]

dogs have too much free will.........

Not after a sedative has been administered........ not a bad idea to add sponge to their front paws too. Christ, I'm giving the game away now.............. :nono

[richie-rich]

Not after a sedative has been administered........ not a bad idea to add sponge to their front paws too. Christ, I'm giving the game away now.............. :nono

ahh finally an answer...er i mean WTF dude

[Apocalypse]

Not after a sedative has been administered........ not a bad idea to add sponge to their front paws too. Christ, I'm giving the game away now.............. :nono

:coffee: :nono :whistle :|

keep ur sexual exploits to yourself junkie lol

[Roach-Rampino]

A well vaselined swimming arm-band?